Special Report: Skoolnite Bender Blew at Least One Confirmed Mind at Saturday’s Halloween Party
Fitchburg, WI – Sources have reported at least one confirmed mind blowing following 90s hard rock cover band SKOOLNITE BENDER’s performance at the Funks Pub Halloween Party on Saturday night.
The Madison based power trio openly advertises its primary goal to explode consciousnesses at shows.
“Goal accomplished,” said the confirmed victim [name withheld]. “I can see why Cactus Joe speaks highly of this band.”*
Cactus Joe plays bass and sings backing vocals for the group, which has never had a formal rehearsal other than playing live on open jam stages all over town, usually on school nights.
Hence the name.