Unwanted Rock-n-Roll

I do music for fun.

I like to book my band so that we can put on a fun rock-n-roll show for music fans.

It is not my livelihood, it is my art, and I do it for the passion and love of it.

Thus, I am not desperate to get shows for my band, GUPPY EFFECT (www.guppyeffect.com).

We want to play where we are wanted.

So, music venues, if you are going to make me jump through a ton of hoops to book my band at your space, “faggeddabodit!”

Unless you are as excited and stoked as our fans are about having us play, why would we make an effort to “call back during booking hours, Wednesdays from 2 to 4 pm”?

You should be the ones jumping through hoops. But if you don’t, and you want to book other more desperate bands, it is a win-win.

If there are bands doing music for livelihood, we encourage you to book them before us. They need the cash. We don’t.

But if YOU want to make some cash by having a great band and a large audience of beer-loving fans who are there for the love of a good time, call us.


About Manwich B. Khakazzi

Joe is a songwriter, producer, performing musician, and free agent in Madison, WI. http://www.cactusjoeproductions.com

Posted on June 28, 2011, in Journal of Cactus Joe. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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